My TV Crush

So I've developed a crush on a TV/Radio personality named Rachel Maddow. I always thought she was moderately appealing but the more I learn about her the more hot she becomes in my eyes. Hmm- sounds like a certain person I'm dating. OK, pay no attention to the fact that she looks just a little bit like someone I'm dating also. Yeah, ignore that. She's hella-funny, freakishly smart and is a Rhodes Scholar. Mmmm, yummy.